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A new poster for the collection of bowel waste I left in the toilet bowl this morning—oh, sorry, I meant to say the latest movie from pop culture spoofers Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer—came out today, and as always, it's packed with enough stupid references to make even Chuck Norris' eyes bleed his own blood.

When you look at the poster, I'm sure all of you can recognize most if not all of the spoofed movies, but what's missing here? Here, let's walk through it (click pic to enlarge). From left to right: Hancock, Hellboy, The Incredible Hulk, Sex and the City, The Dark Knight, Speed Racer (Mach 5 in the background), Iron Man, High School Musical, Hannah Montana, Wanted, Some Skanky Bimbo, Juno, Kung Fu Panda, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Enchanted and Alvin and the Chipmunks. What's missing? Well, not a single one of those movies are what you'd call a "Disaster Movie". Nada.

Did you know... that when WB was faced with the prospect of moving on with the Batman franchise without Christopher Nolan for a brief period of time, Michael Bay swooped in and tried to take over with his own take on Batman?

The folks at Spill uncovered select pages from this super secret The Dark Knight draft that he wrote. Take a peek at what the most anticipated film of the summer would be like in Bay's hands:

August's issue of Empire has a rather telling road sign as to which direction the popular kid wizard is travelling down. The cover of the issue shows a bloody and mangled Harry Potter, showing exactly why magic bouts are no child's play. Looks like Voldermort did quite a number on him.

If you've ever wanted to see a great composer perform live onstage, don't miss the chance to see two of them right before the summer's most anticipated film. The Dark Knight composers Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard will be performing together live right before the film's world premiere.

The event will take place at the Lincoln Square IMAX in New York on Monday, July 14th. They will also make an appearance the next day, the day of the soundtrack's release, at Times Square's Virgin Megastore to sign copies.